Adult Blogger: THE BIG SWALLOW chuckled. "Diet foods are good, you know. Just see what YOU think about this." With that she snapped her wrap off and I beheld the new, improved lady next door. Her hair was still the same and she still had the scar from her elbow operation. This was a slim petite woman in front of me now, smiling coquettishly as she displayed her first two piece in recent memory. As Rod Stewart sang, she wore it well.
I looked her up and down. "Jeez, Mitzi, you're gonna give some old guy heart failure looking like that."
I could tell that was the right response. "Don't need an old guy, no. I did this for me. When I start working I must be fit. So, do I look fit?"
I nodded. "Knocked my socks off girl, no doubt." I left her casting puzzled glances at my bare feet as we went back to the poolside table with food and brews. It's an old game I played with her, using slang euphonisms. She adjusted the slant of the umbrella to give us some shade. Out of the corner of my eye, I watched her breasts rise and tighten as she reset the position.
